Tag: humor
group name: pointspoints4u
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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July 22, 2008 08:41 AM EDT --
Dumbest Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber puts a dollar bill . . . more
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December 17, 2007 11:45 PM EST --
This is a quiz I copied from Altair Ego's articles...looked very cute. G'head and copy it from me if you like it. (:
Getting to Know Me
-Bandstand Edition- . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . . more
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . . more
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . . more
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . . more
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . . more
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July 16, 2008 03:55 PM EDT --
I work at a major University. We have to do all our accounting stuff (like credit card rectification and expense reports) online. First, we have to log in with our general ID and password, then we have . . . more
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July 07, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows'
when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can
'sense' when a . . . more
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June 24, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
Some people have no class. Look at his tie, it is so yesterday...!
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . . more
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . . more
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July 09, 2008 08:53 PM EDT --
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, . . . more
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June 15, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
Five Religious Truths...
During these serious times........people of all faiths should
remember these 5 religious truths:
1. . . . more
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December 23, 2007 07:31 PM EST --
'Santa, would you mind if I took a peek at your nice list?' Santa smiled and said, 'Of course William', so I open the book and to my surprise Elsie Duggan was #1. I said, 'Santa, . . . more
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . . more
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December 24, 2007 03:11 PM EST --
'Santa, While you're getting the rest of your sleigh loaded, may I take another peek at the Gather people in your book?' Santa said, 'Of course', but saw I had a worried look. I said, . . . more
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