Tag: joke
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November 07, 2009 10:15 AM EST --
Introduction
This is yet another attempt at humor.
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Smash the Parker Brothers monopoly!
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December 22, 2007 11:36 PM EST --
Thought you would get a laugh or two from these. I got this sent in an email today. Very funny and not meant to hurt anyone if you have these disorders.
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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November 06, 2009 03:15 PM EST --
Need a chuckle ? ? ?
to get you through the rest of the day???
Here's two funny ones Scottee sent to me to share with everyone today.... I think they're a little . . .
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May 20, 2009 06:30 AM EDT --
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between . . .
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April 27, 2009 03:42 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife says, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long . . .
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June 06, 2008 02:51 PM EDT --
One of the ladies I work with in the ferret club is blond. Very blond. She's a nice person, but sometimes she's very hard to understand.
One day she was at a Petco doing a FAD (Ferret Awareness . . .
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June 10, 2009 08:11 PM EDT --
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the . . .
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EDT --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . .
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June 07, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
>>> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
>>> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,
>>> they left the restaurant, . . .
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June 11, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE . . .
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June 17, 2008 09:36 AM EDT --
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can . . .
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June 25, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
Some of the Best 'Out of Office' Automatic email Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for . . .
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July 01, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
- Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
- There is always one more son of a gun than you . . .
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July 08, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough . . .
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March 27, 2009 11:45 PM EDT --
A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, . . .
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May 07, 2009 09:59 PM EDT --
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he Saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to Investigate.
He asked . . .
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May 19, 2009 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my mail box and thought it was cute. Hope you do too.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
Who cooks from time . . .
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . .
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